Deviled Feast
By Kathy Buckert
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In keeping with its name, this meal gives a devilish dose of mayhem – until the aroma of forgiveness infuses every heart within the home.
Makes a family size serving
Total Time: Nineteen years to marinate and one night to complete
Ingredients:
- 1 spurned ex-daughter-in-law
- 1 bastard son who was unaware of his status
- 1 woman diagnosed with Stockholm syndrome
- 1 Mafioso lover who was also an ex-drug addict
- 1 loving husband who had a vasectomy
- 1 bad ass pastor
- 1 informed daughter
- 1 SWAT team
Preheat: To a steaming, sweltering, and scorching temperature
Combine: The blending of two or more food ingredients to create a mixture. He slashed girl’s faces for disrespecting him. He killed seven men. I was coerced through fear to engage in sexual relations with a man who claimed to be in the mafia and who had been clean from drugs for two months, a lethal combination.…
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