Best Served Cold
By Kurt Hohmann
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Maybe I should feel guilty. I don’t. She really did have it coming. But you know that.
Try the shrimp. That’s a wasabi crust; the dipping sauce is orange-ginger.
Where to begin? You know, things used to be really good between us. Effie and I were together six years. And up until the last couple months, everything seemed great. Sure, we had our ups and downs, like everybody, but we always worked them out. Until he came along.
You okay with me not using his name? Yeah, I figured you would be. It’s childish, I know, but I can’t bring myself to say it. It grates on me that much.
Anyway, Effie comes home one day and announces that her boss is dead and gone. Terrible thing.…
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