How Much Do You Love Me?

By Jaclyn Hamer

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Would you like to go to dinner?
Is your pasta good?
Do you want my coat?
Can I kiss you goodnight?
Will you be my girlfriend?
Can we make long distance work?
Did you have a good first day?
Can I see pictures of your new place?
Why aren’t you wearing the necklace I got you?
Don’t you know how good it looks?
Can I do anything to make your day better?
Do you know how great you are?
Are you excited about this weekend?
Where do you want to go?
Are you really wearing that?
Are you trying to pick up other guys?
Do you miss me?
As much as I miss you?
Can we just spend all night on the phone?
Do you have any idea how much you mean to me?
Why didn’t you answer when I called?
What were you doing?
Can I see the pictures?
Why did you have to sit by a guy?
You know he probably just wants in your pants, right?
How can I make things better?
Don’t you know that I’d do anything for you?
Why did he “stop by”?
How long did you talk to him?
What aren’t you telling me?
Why can’t you just apologize?
What do you mean this isn’t working?
Don’t you care about me?
Do you really want to say goodbye?
Aren’t you glad we stuck it out?
Doesn’t this just feel meant to be?
Do you really love me more than anyone?
As much as I love you?
Do you have any idea how beautiful you are?
How could I ever live without you?
How was the party?
Who all went?
Can I see the pictures?
Why can’t you wear a shirt that actually covers your boobs?
Don’t you ever think about me?
What are you doing tonight?
Isn’t this better than being with your friends?
You didn’t really want to go to that concert, right?
Who are you hanging all over in that Facebook pic?
Are you trying to hook up with him?
Why should I trust you?
What do you mean you’re done?
How could you give up so easily?

– Jaclyn Hamer